Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Lord Of Eagles

Now dance for me, Wizard!

If you're like me and are afraid of books, but you still want to know the reason why Gandalf is always being rescued by giant eagles in Lord of the Rings, don't bother looking any further into it because my answer is much funnier than the real one.  Another thing you shouldn't do any research on: what old men look like naked.  If you didn't go to art school you have seen the appropriate number of old mens' ball-sacks for your age bracket.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Have A Halloween


The living room and kitchen are in the same room because they sublet the upstairs to a fraternity of Frankensteins.





Boy, I sure can't wait for Halloween!

Friday, August 24, 2012

Wind Waker Cover

Once upon a time I bought a used copy of Wind Waker which didn't come with a cover, though I guess that's completely within reason considering I paid $20 for it.  So today while I was unpacking things, I found the generic case with the stupid default "we swear there is a video game in here and it is the one you are looking for," cover I always find on the boxes for the discs I assume they found under a dumpster and whose previous owners thought were shiny coasters, and decided to draw my own cover.


Then the back looked awfully empty, so I drew an alternate cover:

It even says "alternate cover" in case you were expecting something actually good! 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try and sell this at a convention as a super secret, until now completely unheard of, limited edition case.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Steven Seagal


Fun Facts About Steven Seagal:
  •  I never spell his name right. (Tags for this post:
    Steven Seagal, Stephen Seagal, Steven Segal, Steven Seagull, Steephen Seegaal, Stefan Sogul, Sojourner Truth, Stavan Saegel, $teven $eagal, Sturben Skogle, Ivan Drago)
  • The fucker is SIXTY!
  • He looks like a statue of himself made of cheddar cheese.
  • He has two albums, which include such hits as "Don't You Cry" and "Talk To My Ass."
  • There is an energy drink called "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt," which, when ingested, may or may not make you do this.
  • This.
And that is all you need to know about Steven Seagal.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

James Franco



Apparently I did this a year ago, but I remember it like it was just yesterday... yesterday... yesterday...

(You can't tell from where you are but I just had a flashback.)

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Dammit


So turns out I'm really unreliable when it comes to having a blog that updates regularly. Luckily for me I have a week of free time right now, so I'm going through the clogged up pipes of my sketchbook and tossing up any particularly interesting poops I find, starting with the greatest American hero: Chris Hansen.



There's three types of people who watch To Catch a Predator: pedophiles who are researching how not to react when confronted by a Chris Hansen in the wild, dogs whose owners left the TV on so they'd think there's somebody in the house, and people who are sexually aroused by watching Chris Hansen give sexual predators their comeuppance.

... I know which category I'm in :3