Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Steven Seagal


Fun Facts About Steven Seagal:
  •  I never spell his name right. (Tags for this post:
    Steven Seagal, Stephen Seagal, Steven Segal, Steven Seagull, Steephen Seegaal, Stefan Sogul, Sojourner Truth, Stavan Saegel, $teven $eagal, Sturben Skogle, Ivan Drago)
  • The fucker is SIXTY!
  • He looks like a statue of himself made of cheddar cheese.
  • He has two albums, which include such hits as "Don't You Cry" and "Talk To My Ass."
  • There is an energy drink called "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt," which, when ingested, may or may not make you do this.
  • This.
And that is all you need to know about Steven Seagal.