Conan the O'Briebarian

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter, based off of this.

Ok, I'm going to sleep now goddamn.

Steve Buscemi

If you can figure out why I chose this color scheme, then congratulations: you've seen at least one movie!

Bill Murray

I prefer the beardy Bill Murray. Plus, The Life Aquatic is one of my favorite movies.

Kim Jong Il

Click to see it in GIGANTO-VISION!

No witty comment this time, but if there's a demand I could potentially make this a wallpaper and/or a print, though I don't know who'd want a poster of a benevolent dictator. This is where there'd be a quip about the Obey posters of Obama and the tea-party opinion of him, but like I said: no witty comments. Besides, that would just be too easy.

See also: Kim Jong Un (ooooooh, spooky post from the future...!)

Joseph Gordon Levitt

This one kinda looks like balls, but whatever, the only movie I can remember seeing him in is Inception.

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito, you are a tiny goblin of a man and this is why you are fantastic.

Shinichi Watanabe (aka Nabeshin)

Director of such animu series as Excel Saga and apparent admirer of Lupin the Third.

Bono

Told you I'd do more of these.

On a side note: Illustrator was created in a think tank consisting of web designers and the Devil for the sole purpose of frustrating all us traditional artists with short attention spans. There is no other explanation for it >:I

I Hate the Term "Caricature"

So one of my favorite projects this past year was that I had to draw 90 small drawings that have something to do with eachother. I decided to draw my music collection. Here's a few of my favorites:

(Wow, that was a really dull description, sorry 'bout that...)




Iggy pop, 4"x6", ballpoint pen and paint and shit.




Keith Richards, 4"x6", ink.




The White Stripes, 8"x6" or so, ink & paint.



James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich of Metallica, 8"x6" or so again, ink.


BONUS POINTS!!!




Did this one the other day. Hugh Laurie, 4"x6", Photoshop.


I'm gonna do some more of these, so... yeah! Suck on that!

Oil Spill

Well aren't I just the most timely of political satirists?

On Avatar

So I went and saw Avatar, which was about what I expected. Yes, I know I'm really late on the bandwagon, so I won't beat a dead horse and discuss what made it good or bad (generic and predictable, mostly). Instead I'm going to list all the scientifically and logically unsettling points I noticed. (Contains spoilers, if you're into that sort of thing.)


1) If the humans have to live in an all-oxygen environment in their buildings and such because the air on Pandora is unbreathable why were they allowed to smoke?

2) I guess I can understand how trees evolved on Pandora, but how did bamboo get there?

3) If the gravity on Pandora is lower than that of Earth's, how are the Na'vi stronger than humans? Taller, sure, but they wouldn't need to be proportionally stronger.

4) You know those floating mountains? Well, if unobtanium (apparently) floats it only follows that those mountains are filled with the stuff, so couldn't the humans just harvest those and avoid the whole destroying an entire civilization thing? Also who would buy something valued at $20000000/kilo, and why would someone even spend all the resources to mine something that costs that much? That's just economically stupid, I doublt they'd even break even.

5) If they were shooting at the front of the home tree how did it fall sideways?

6) There is no way we could develop the technology, discover and travel to the closest earth-like planet, thoroughly research it, establish a successful mining colony on it, and try to convert its natives to christianity and the American way in only 150 years.

7) There is no way that space shuttle thing was moving fast enough in the final battle thingy to stay in the air.

8) On a related note, if the bad guys were directly on target, as in directly above the magic tree thing, when the shuttle blew up, wouldn't it have still landed on the tree, or at least caught it on fire with the explosion?

9) I find it hard to believe that in the entire history of the Na'vi only 5 people ever figured out that to tame one of those flying red things all you have to do is attack it from above.

Finally, and most importantly:
10) You'd think that in 150+ years they'd have made a new noise for when a truck backs up.


That is all I can remember. I have no problem with how the avatar machines work, though. Those are neat.

What is This I Don't Even

So I was checking my email, and then I looked to the right...

... Okay, wait...

... I don't...

... wait...

... I think you should lose your right to vote if you think the third one is a viable option...