Lord Of Eagles

If you're like me and are afraid of books, but you still want to know the reason why Gandalf is always being rescued by giant eagles in Lord of the Rings, don't bother looking any further into it because my answer is much funnier than the real one.  Another thing you shouldn't do any research on: what old men look like naked.  If you didn't go to art school you have seen the appropriate number of old mens' ball-sacks for your age bracket.

Have A Halloween

Boy, I sure can't wait for Halloween!

Wind Waker Cover

Once upon a time I bought a used copy of Wind Waker which didn't come with a cover, though I guess that's completely within reason considering I paid $20 for it.  So today while I was unpacking things, I found the generic case with the stupid default "we swear there is a video game in here and it is the one you are looking for," cover I always find on the boxes for the discs I assume they found under a dumpster and whose previous owners thought were shiny coasters, and decided to draw my own cover.

Then the back looked awfully empty, so I drew an alternate cover:

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try and sell this at a convention as a super secret, until now completely unheard of, limited edition case.

Steven Seagal

Fun Facts About Steven Seagal:

•  I never spell his name right. (Tags for this post:
  Steven Seagal, Stephen Seagal, Steven Segal, Steven Seagull, Steephen Seegaal, Stefan Sogul, Sojourner Truth, Stavan Saegel, $teven $eagal, Sturben Skogle, Ivan Drago)
• The fucker is SIXTY!
• He looks like a statue of himself made of cheddar cheese.
• He has two albums, which include such hits as "Don't You Cry" and "Talk To My Ass."
• There is an energy drink called "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt," which, when ingested, may or may not make you do this.
• This.

And that is all you need to know about Steven Seagal.

James Franco

Apparently I did this a year ago, but I remember it like it was just yesterday... yesterday... yesterday...

(You can't tell from where you are but I just had a flashback.)

Dammit

So turns out I'm really unreliable when it comes to having a blog that updates regularly. Luckily for me I have a week of free time right now, so I'm going through the clogged up pipes of my sketchbook and tossing up any particularly interesting poops I find, starting with the greatest American hero: Chris Hansen.



There's three types of people who watch To Catch a Predator: pedophiles who are researching how not to react when confronted by a Chris Hansen in the wild, dogs whose owners left the TV on so they'd think there's somebody in the house, and people who are sexually aroused by watching Chris Hansen give sexual predators their comeuppance.

... I know which category I'm in :3