Fun Facts About Steven Seagal:
- I never spell his name right. (Tags for this post:
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- The fucker is SIXTY!
- He looks like a statue of himself made of cheddar cheese.
- He has two albums, which include such hits as "Don't You Cry" and "Talk To My Ass."
- There is an energy drink called "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt," which, when ingested, may or may not make you do this.
- This.
And that is all you need to know about Steven Seagal.
