Terrifying Self Portrait

It's been a while since I drew a self portrait.  Then this fell out of my head.

Kim Jong Un

I don't have the lights on eight now so I can't actially see what I'm ryopins, oh well.

See also: Kim Jong Il

X-Files

The truth is out there... but it's damp out, I don't wanna mess up my shoes...

Lil' Bub

It's been a while since I drew anything and threw it up here, so here's some Lil' Bub.

I was listening to the soundtracks to the Shaft movies while I made this.  It just felt appropriate somehow.

Lord Of Eagles

If you're like me and are afraid of books, but you still want to know the reason why Gandalf is always being rescued by giant eagles in Lord of the Rings, don't bother looking any further into it because my answer is much funnier than the real one.  Another thing you shouldn't do any research on: what old men look like naked.  If you didn't go to art school you have seen the appropriate number of old mens' ball-sacks for your age bracket.

Have A Halloween

Boy, I sure can't wait for Halloween!

Wind Waker Cover

Once upon a time I bought a used copy of Wind Waker which didn't come with a cover, though I guess that's completely within reason considering I paid $20 for it.  So today while I was unpacking things, I found the generic case with the stupid default "we swear there is a video game in here and it is the one you are looking for," cover I always find on the boxes for the discs I assume they found under a dumpster and whose previous owners thought were shiny coasters, and decided to draw my own cover.

Then the back looked awfully empty, so I drew an alternate cover:

 

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go try and sell this at a convention as a super secret, until now completely unheard of, limited edition case.

Steven Seagal

Fun Facts About Steven Seagal:

•  I never spell his name right. (Tags for this post:
  Steven Seagal, Stephen Seagal, Steven Segal, Steven Seagull, Steephen Seegaal, Stefan Sogul, Sojourner Truth, Stavan Saegel, $teven $eagal, Sturben Skogle, Ivan Drago)
• The fucker is SIXTY!
• He looks like a statue of himself made of cheddar cheese.
• He has two albums, which include such hits as "Don't You Cry" and "Talk To My Ass."
• There is an energy drink called "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt," which, when ingested, may or may not make you do this.
• This.

And that is all you need to know about Steven Seagal.

James Franco

Apparently I did this a year ago, but I remember it like it was just yesterday... yesterday... yesterday...

(You can't tell from where you are but I just had a flashback.)

Dammit

So turns out I'm really unreliable when it comes to having a blog that updates regularly. Luckily for me I have a week of free time right now, so I'm going through the clogged up pipes of my sketchbook and tossing up any particularly interesting poops I find, starting with the greatest American hero: Chris Hansen.



There's three types of people who watch To Catch a Predator: pedophiles who are researching how not to react when confronted by a Chris Hansen in the wild, dogs whose owners left the TV on so they'd think there's somebody in the house, and people who are sexually aroused by watching Chris Hansen give sexual predators their comeuppance.

... I know which category I'm in :3

Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday Comes Afterwards

A poignant criticism of Rebecca Black's instant classic "Friday," and for once I am actually timely in my pop culture references! Writing credit goes to my pal(omino) Lee Burwasser.

Bonus! High-res version of panel 3. Enjoy the nightmares :3

Conan the O'Briebarian

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter, based off of this.

Ok, I'm going to sleep now goddamn.

Steve Buscemi

If you can figure out why I chose this color scheme, then congratulations: you've seen at least one movie!

Bill Murray

I prefer the beardy Bill Murray. Plus, The Life Aquatic is one of my favorite movies.

Kim Jong Il

Click to see it in GIGANTO-VISION!

No witty comment this time, but if there's a demand I could potentially make this a wallpaper and/or a print, though I don't know who'd want a poster of a benevolent dictator. This is where there'd be a quip about the Obey posters of Obama and the tea-party opinion of him, but like I said: no witty comments. Besides, that would just be too easy.

See also: Kim Jong Un (ooooooh, spooky post from the future...!)

Joseph Gordon Levitt

This one kinda looks like balls, but whatever, the only movie I can remember seeing him in is Inception.

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito, you are a tiny goblin of a man and this is why you are fantastic.

Shinichi Watanabe (aka Nabeshin)

Director of such animu series as Excel Saga and apparent admirer of Lupin the Third.

Bono

Told you I'd do more of these.

On a side note: Illustrator was created in a think tank consisting of web designers and the Devil for the sole purpose of frustrating all us traditional artists with short attention spans. There is no other explanation for it >:I

I Hate the Term "Caricature"

So one of my favorite projects this past year was that I had to draw 90 small drawings that have something to do with eachother. I decided to draw my music collection. Here's a few of my favorites:

(Wow, that was a really dull description, sorry 'bout that...)




Iggy pop, 4"x6", ballpoint pen and paint and shit.




Keith Richards, 4"x6", ink.




The White Stripes, 8"x6" or so, ink & paint.



James Hetfield and Lars Ulrich of Metallica, 8"x6" or so again, ink.


BONUS POINTS!!!




Did this one the other day. Hugh Laurie, 4"x6", Photoshop.


I'm gonna do some more of these, so... yeah! Suck on that!