Conan the O'Briebarian

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter, based off of this.

Ok, I'm going to sleep now goddamn.

Steve Buscemi

If you can figure out why I chose this color scheme, then congratulations: you've seen at least one movie!

Bill Murray

I prefer the beardy Bill Murray. Plus, The Life Aquatic is one of my favorite movies.

Kim Jong Il

Click to see it in GIGANTO-VISION!

No witty comment this time, but if there's a demand I could potentially make this a wallpaper and/or a print, though I don't know who'd want a poster of a benevolent dictator. This is where there'd be a quip about the Obey posters of Obama and the tea-party opinion of him, but like I said: no witty comments. Besides, that would just be too easy.

See also: Kim Jong Un (ooooooh, spooky post from the future...!)

Joseph Gordon Levitt

This one kinda looks like balls, but whatever, the only movie I can remember seeing him in is Inception.

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito, you are a tiny goblin of a man and this is why you are fantastic.

Shinichi Watanabe (aka Nabeshin)

Director of such animu series as Excel Saga and apparent admirer of Lupin the Third.