James Franco

Apparently I did this a year ago, but I remember it like it was just yesterday... yesterday... yesterday...

(You can't tell from where you are but I just had a flashback.)

Dammit

So turns out I'm really unreliable when it comes to having a blog that updates regularly. Luckily for me I have a week of free time right now, so I'm going through the clogged up pipes of my sketchbook and tossing up any particularly interesting poops I find, starting with the greatest American hero: Chris Hansen.



There's three types of people who watch To Catch a Predator: pedophiles who are researching how not to react when confronted by a Chris Hansen in the wild, dogs whose owners left the TV on so they'd think there's somebody in the house, and people who are sexually aroused by watching Chris Hansen give sexual predators their comeuppance.

... I know which category I'm in :3

Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday Comes Afterwards

A poignant criticism of Rebecca Black's instant classic "Friday," and for once I am actually timely in my pop culture references! Writing credit goes to my pal(omino) Lee Burwasser.

Bonus! High-res version of panel 3. Enjoy the nightmares :3

Conan the O'Briebarian

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter, based off of this.

Ok, I'm going to sleep now goddamn.

Steve Buscemi

If you can figure out why I chose this color scheme, then congratulations: you've seen at least one movie!

Bill Murray

I prefer the beardy Bill Murray. Plus, The Life Aquatic is one of my favorite movies.

Kim Jong Il

Click to see it in GIGANTO-VISION!

No witty comment this time, but if there's a demand I could potentially make this a wallpaper and/or a print, though I don't know who'd want a poster of a benevolent dictator. This is where there'd be a quip about the Obey posters of Obama and the tea-party opinion of him, but like I said: no witty comments. Besides, that would just be too easy.

See also: Kim Jong Un (ooooooh, spooky post from the future...!)