Steven Seagal

Fun Facts About Steven Seagal:

•  I never spell his name right. (Tags for this post:
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• The fucker is SIXTY!
• He looks like a statue of himself made of cheddar cheese.
• He has two albums, which include such hits as "Don't You Cry" and "Talk To My Ass."
• There is an energy drink called "Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt," which, when ingested, may or may not make you do this.
• This.

And that is all you need to know about Steven Seagal.

James Franco

Apparently I did this a year ago, but I remember it like it was just yesterday... yesterday... yesterday...

(You can't tell from where you are but I just had a flashback.)

Dammit

So turns out I'm really unreliable when it comes to having a blog that updates regularly. Luckily for me I have a week of free time right now, so I'm going through the clogged up pipes of my sketchbook and tossing up any particularly interesting poops I find, starting with the greatest American hero: Chris Hansen.



There's three types of people who watch To Catch a Predator: pedophiles who are researching how not to react when confronted by a Chris Hansen in the wild, dogs whose owners left the TV on so they'd think there's somebody in the house, and people who are sexually aroused by watching Chris Hansen give sexual predators their comeuppance.

... I know which category I'm in :3

Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday Comes Afterwards

A poignant criticism of Rebecca Black's instant classic "Friday," and for once I am actually timely in my pop culture references! Writing credit goes to my pal(omino) Lee Burwasser.

Bonus! High-res version of panel 3. Enjoy the nightmares :3

Conan the O'Briebarian

Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter, based off of this.

Ok, I'm going to sleep now goddamn.

Steve Buscemi

If you can figure out why I chose this color scheme, then congratulations: you've seen at least one movie!

Bill Murray

I prefer the beardy Bill Murray. Plus, The Life Aquatic is one of my favorite movies.